my leige theyre doing discoures about a children’s television programm again
friend just admitted to following me on tumblr dot com ? but my posts still get zero notes ?? fucking curious
St Andrew: I am not worthy to have the same manner of death as our Lord so if you must crucify me then may I request you turn the cross upside down?
Roman guard: Oh is this like a thing or something with you guys? We were just talking about how that Peter guy asked the same thing in Rome
St Andrew: What the fuck? Are you serious? This was my idea first and I told him about it and Peter goes off and does it before me?What a fucking asshole uhhhh what about an X shape can you do an X shape like that’s still a pair of wooden beams right
Roman guard: I mean, an X would be a entirely different thing and I’ve never designed something to asphyxiate hanging from an X but, ok you know what that sucks your friend stole your idea and did it first so sure we can make it work
have you ever wondered what the communist manifesto would sound like if it was said in the same tone and cadence as dj crazy times
TO ALL THE WORKERS OF THE WORLD!! I love you and feel the groove. Let’s go
A SPECTRE IS HAUNTING EUROPE… THE SPECTRE OF THE Bass.
TONIGHT! WE'RE HAVING SEEEEEX!!!! And abolishing private property
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS... AND NOTHING TO GAIN BUT THE RHYTHM OF THE BEAT 😈
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